Break It Into a Million Little Pieces!

That's what I want to do to Adam's fan! He needs a rotating fan in order to sleep, so every night that damn thing is on making noise and sending a cold drift my way! He calls it soothing. Soothing??? I think NOT!! If it was so soothing, why am I awake at 4am?? I would turn it off but even if I stand next to it, he wakes up! I don't know if I can even compromise the fan situation with him. It's so bad that if we go on vacation and forgets his fan, we have to buy one!
What to do, what to do? All I have to say is that he's so lucky I'm on vacation this week and I don't have to wake up early tomorrow!