Saturday, April 18, 2009

oh baby!

You're 13 weeks old in this pic but as I write this post you are almost 16 weeks!  My, what crazy shit you've put me and your dad through! Well, your dad really! You've just made me bloated, fat, and irritable...really really irritable and your poor dad has to put up with it!  As a matter of fact, I have a hilarious mood swing story that you brought upon me to share.

A couple of weeks ago, your dad was taking a shower as I was putting on my make-up. It seemed as if he was really enjoying his shower since he was humming but this out of tune, non-stop noice was getting under my skin.  Actually, it was really pissing me off so i got up, walked into the bathroom, opened the shower door, and started yelling at him.  I kept asking him how old he was and why he was acting like my brother did when he was 10 years old and kept reminding him that he was having a baby but was acting like one.  Why i was saying that, I'm not exactly sure.  I mean all the poor guy did was hum!  But I proceeded to be neurotic as I yelled and slammed the shower door. By the way, the entire time i was going crazy your dad didn't say a word which made me feel bad once i sat down and continued to put my make-up on.  So as soon as he got out of the shower, I apologized.  He, being the sweet guy that he was said, "it's okay babe, it's not a big deal".  I then started balling my eyes out and said, "yes it is a big deal" and I kept crying (like a baby, literally) for a good 5 minutes.  Your poor dad was so confused.  I can't even explain exactly what went on in my mind/body to provoke such craziness...but it definitely has something to do with you!


Candice P.J. said...

This is hilarious - and a bit scary because I have definitely had my "hormone" explosions on my beau... you're saying it's only going to get worse when I become preggers? Yikes! HAAHAHHAHA!
Love that you shared this story - hopefully you'll share some more... I am after all your "adopted" cousin... keep me in the loop! <3

Anonymous said...

I'm glad I'm not Adam.

--cousin farah

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO! Seriously i was laughing so hard i was crying! Don't worry it'll get worse and better at the same time. For example, once i was cutting meat with a chef's knife (those are VERY large) and Firas came home from work like 15 min later than usual, walked in and said hi. I went off on him and almost threw the knife at him until i realized what i was doing and threw it across the kitchen into the sink cause i STILL had to throw it! that was when i was pregnant with Alex. so make sure to tell Adam not to hum while ur around or using anything sharp! lol O:-)


Anonymous said...

you bitches are crazy! Thank God I will never be pregnant.

==Cousin Farah (the sane one)

Anonymous said...

adam is a hero.
(i forgot my password. that's how long it's been since i've blogged.)

Lara said...

Thanks for clicking through and leaving a comment on my blog :-) Congratulations! and I hope all is going fabulously for you during such a special time.

Stephanie said...

Thanks for coming by the blog :)

Staci Compher said... the pic!! and I bet you're the cutest...prego out there!! Hope your doing good....and hope to see you waddling through scrappy chic sometime.....